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Nice to meet you. Hello.

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How's my beautiful wife doing?

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Hi. What are you doing home so early?

4
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Oh, I finished up at the office early
today.

5
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Okay. What are you doing?

6
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What do you mean, what am I doing?

7
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Excited to be home early or what?

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I am. I was just getting some housework
done.

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Okay. Getting things away in the
laundry.

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Oh, my gosh.

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You always dress like that when you're
at work?

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It's comfortable.

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Is that a cookie?

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Come on.

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Are you horny?

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Heavy.

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Hey, don't be too loud, all right?

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What? Don't be too loud. Archie's still
home.

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He's in his room, though, right? Mm
-hmm.

20
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But I know how you are sometimes.

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All that breathing you do.

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Yeah.

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Go to your room.

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Yes, ma 'am.

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God damn it.

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What do I mean?

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What did we do?

28
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This is a problem.

29
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Yeah, I know.

30
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Listen, you... You've talked to him,
right? I mean... Yeah, I've talked to

31
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bunch. I don't need to jerk him off all
the time.

32
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You need to... I think you should sit
down with him.

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Me? Yeah.

34
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Like, I don't know. Maybe you can kind
of see what's going on. He doesn't talk

35
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to me.

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So awkward.

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All right. Just, you know, tomorrow or
something, just try to talk to him.

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Maybe you can do something better than
this.

39
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You and I have to have a talk, all
right?

40
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Okay.

41
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You walked in on your dad and I
yesterday.

42
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This is what, like two or three times
now?

43
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And I know your dad's had a conversation
with you about it.

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What's going on? Talk to me.

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It's just, I'm just getting these
erections, and I just

46
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can't help it. I'm just horny all the
time, you know?

47
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Well, listen, that's...

48
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It's typical of your age, but, you know,
I... Or your parents and your mom. You

49
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can't... It's not appropriate for you to
be doing that kind of thing. You got

50
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it? Listen, this is not acceptable.

51
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I... What now?

52
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It's just... I get them so many times a
day, and I just really... I don't know

53
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what to do.

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They just won't stop.

55
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Connie... I can't... help you with that.

56
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That's not my place.

57
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I mean, don't you have a girlfriend or
something?

58
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No, but I just, I was just really trying
to, you know, make it so that that urge

59
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goes away. It just, it's really
bothering me.

60
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Yeah, clearly you're making it so that
urge goes away. I mean, your father and

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have caught you countless times
masturbating and then watching us having

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It's really inappropriate, okay?

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Okay, it's just, I don't know what to
do.

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What can I do?

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Honey.

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What do you mean, what can you do?

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It's just... I don't... Look at you.

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Even right now.

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Sweetheart.

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There's certain things that mothers and
sons can't do. And there's certain

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things that you...

72
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shouldn't be involved in, right?

73
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I know, but it's just like even now, I
can't... It's become a problem. I can't

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help it.

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Archie, stop touching yourself.

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I can't. It's just the urge won't go
away.

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I don't even know what to say to you
anymore. This is so frustrating.

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Archie! It's just... Jesus!

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Mom, you have to understand. It's
just... It's all day. I don't know what

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Take your hands out of your pants.

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That's what you gotta do. Exercise some
self -control. I can't help it.

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Look, seriously?

83
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Well... Well what?

84
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I just... I don't know what to do.

85
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You don't even seem like you're doing it
right now.

86
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I just... It won't go away. What should
I do?

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Stop touching it. That's what you should
do.

88
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But the urge, it's still... It's still
there.

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Okay.

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Put that away.

91
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But, Mom, I... I can't... I can't stop.

92
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When did them get so big?

93
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Um... I mean, maybe... Mom. You gotta
put this away. Mom, maybe if you

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help me out, it'll stop.

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RJ,

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we gotta put this away.

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Mom, please.

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I really think if you maybe help me out
a little bit, it would really go away.

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Thank you

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But

101
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it's

102
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really I think it's really helping

103
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Tell your dad about this.

104
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Yes, ma 'am.

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Stop making noises like that. Sorry,
sorry.

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Uh, hi honey, I'm home.

107
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Hi. You guys having a nice little talk?

108
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We were, yeah.

109
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With your, our son's dick in your mouth?

110
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Are you kidding me?

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What is this?

112
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I thought, I don't know what else to
try.

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I thought it might help.

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You know what to try? I'm just gonna,
I'm just gonna fuck Archie's dick.

115
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I mean, it was working.

116
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And it doesn't look like you were hating
it either.

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What are you talking about?

118
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Uh, your cocks on your pants. Oh, shit.

119
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Uh... Uh -huh.

120
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Okay, I'm going to watch you for a
second. You still shouldn't... You what?

121
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I'm going to watch you guys for a
minute, okay? I'm sorry. You're still

122
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it. Jesus Christ. It's just... Well,
that's what our son does. He touches his

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dick all the time.

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Archie, stop touching your dick.

125
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I can't help it.

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You were doing great.

127
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Now I know where he gets it from.

128
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Well... God damn it.

129
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You still shouldn't have done that.

130
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Over the line, okay?

131
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Isn't it?

132
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I told you.

133
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I wanted to try something else.

134
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And besides, it's kind of nice.

135
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So what?

136
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Try this and... Archie, don't tell
anybody about that.

137
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Of course not.

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It's better work.

139
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I didn't really think it was really
helping out.

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Or something.

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How does that feel, baby?

142
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It feels great. It sounds so big.

143
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Look at you. You talk about him jerking
off all the time, but you can't keep

144
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your hands off that. Well, I'm already
here, so, right? I mean, we might as

145
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just do this as a family. I mean, we're
already doing it.

146
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I mean, because you obviously don't have
any better ideas.

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I think you liked my idea.

148
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Okay, I liked it.

149
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I'm okay with it.

150
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It was creative parenting, I guess,
right?

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Actually, if Mommy sits on you, if Mommy
puts you inside her, are you going to

152
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stop touching yourself?

153
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Yeah, I think that would really help. Do
you promise?

154
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Yes, I promise.

155
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Grab him.

156
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I think it's working, right?

157
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It's working.

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It's working.

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Good

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job, son.

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Thank you.

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Make sure you don't come and flood your
motor, right? Yes, sir.

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Don't come and say something, all right?
Yes.

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That was good, right?

165
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That was good.

166
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I'm feeling a lot better. A little
better? Yeah.

167
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That's good. Okay.

168
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Just... Talk.

169
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Just let's not... Don't talk to me about
that.

170
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All right? All right. It's a secret.

171
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Okay. All right. Just go to your room,
okay?

172
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Okay. All right. Good.

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I think we did the right thing, right?

174
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We did.

175
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You haven't been fucked that well in a
while.

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You absolutely did the right thing.

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I think so, yeah.

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Creative parenting.

